and a funny.

i am on a roll.

Last night jacob walked by me and there was something in his ear (i am waaay wierd about things in ears, so I immediately dug it out), it was what I think, is his tube. He had tubes put in last Juneish...so I saved it and put it in a plastic bag and will call the Dr today to see if it's something they need to see him about.

Well. This am I was making Noah's lunch. I went to put his nuggets in a bag and something rolled out, it was the wax covered tube. How traumatized would he have been to have seen that in his lunch. He'd probably never eat again. I am cracking up over it, Noah wouldn't think it was so funny. We won't tell him, k?!

Now, I am quite nervous about this tube falling out already...Jacob had ear infections constantly before he had tubes, I am talking the kind where green pus was coming out of his ear every other week. I soooo hope we don't begin to have them again. The surgery was expensive enough the first time.

Other news. While I am still awake. Noah hates me, he's never going to do any chores (or see light of day outside of school), or do me any favors (I'll no longer buy him food)...I'm a terrible person and he said he was gonna hit me as hard as he could when he got outta his room(not if he ever wants to wipe his own ass again). So please, noone feel sorry for my child who is punished from the TV indefinately (18 anyone?) and who is going to be feeling the repercussions of his mean words and actions for a while...he did start it by spanking Jacob...in front of me...oh nonoonono, I am the only one who can beat my children.

P.S. I will buy him food, let a lil light in his room every hour or so, and I don't beat them (often)...and he doesn't wipe his own ass now for god sakes.

oh ya

and the littlest one has been up since 3 am...going on 4 hours now, and he wonders why he's fussy...cause he won't go to sleep damnit...Neither can I, now I have kids to get to school and grocery shopping to do.

Then I will sleep the day away=)


Edited...baby fell asleep, now I will do the same..kids at school, grocery shopping will be done...before 3...unless I sleep till then.

Duck tape.

is what I am going to use on Jacob. But, not for his mouth (I will save that use for Noah) for his DIAPER at night. This child wakes up most nights to go to the bathroom...extremly pissed off at that too...he screams and is just pissed. But anyway. I make him sleep in diapers, cause he is in our bed. (ya, you wanna come too, everyone else sleeps here) ANYWAY.

back to the point. When Jacob pees in his diaper at night, he just takes it off. Yes, tony slept with a piss diaper underneath him last night, better him than me. But. Jacob is naked in my bed, god only knows when he'd pee again!!! So, to prevent the problem I will now make it impossible for him (and I) to get them off...wish us luck.

Just 5 more minutes mom...

that is how Noah started his day. So I let him sleep for 30 more min and drove him to school, he was 2 min late. Oh well. Get over it.

I actually did sleep well last night, as did little man! He is just now waking up fussing for food so I gotta run and feed him...going to look at a few houses in an hour, wish me luck=)

Haha. Funny.

I cleaned today. My mom came over, walked in, walked out, and walked in again. She said she thought she was at the wrong house. Our front room/dining room has been overrun with Christmas crap and and OVER abundance of toys. I guess I finally got tired of it and just started throwing shit in their rooms.

So, while the front room and kitchen got cleaner today, my room and the boys rooms did not.

I have to start packing eventually too, I know we have to move in like 10 weeks...hopefully we'll have bought a house so we dont have to do it again. I have 2 houses I wanna go see tomorrow or Wednesday. We shall see.

Can I get some "Baby sleep tonight" prayers??? He really likes to sleep during the day, and wake up at night...Not my style. At all.

2 more.

I picked out 2 more houses to go see this week. We will see.

Also. Just a warning. If you are in this house tonight, when the baby wakes up, you will be woken up too. I tried my damnedest to get a nap today and noone would let me. Okee dokee boys, mommy is a revengeful bitch. I will get you back. If I have to wake up 3 times at night, for an hour each time, and not be able to get a rest during the day...the same will apply to you.

Big news. I got the biggest of my kids to eat half a pb&j sandwhich today! That is big news.

Ya, scratch that one.

Flood zone A1...flooded 3 times...the slope between the living room and the kitchen that the kids would constantly get on their bikes and ride down (all 5 feet)...ya SCRATCH IT.

I don't want a house that has flooded 1 time, much less 3 times.

The search continues.

Oh, but wait. We have agreed we aren't going to just "jump" on a house. We can and will rent again if need to. But there is a nice tax incentive for first time homebuyers to close on a house by June 30th (i think)...

But, my major thing is I REALLY REALLY REEEEEEEALLLLLLLYYYYYYY wanna keep Noah in the school that he is in. I cannot express that enough. Well. Tony doesn't have that same outlook (and he had the nerve to call me bullheaded and so stubborn this am, wtf?) he says we can just say we live with my mom and dad and send him from there.

#1 That is lying, I don't do it well.
#2 It wouldn't "inconvience" him, he wouldn't have to get up and take anyone or pick anyone up!

Gotta go make a walmart list for Tony..